Before I even begin, let me give you a quote by your beloved (moron) president:

“I don’t think Congress ought to be running the war,” Bush said at a press briefing. “I think they ought to be funding our troops.”

Excuse me? I guess it’s been awhile since that monkey man has been to primary school. Well, not that he had to pay attention with his daddy behind him all the way. He was too busy smoking dope and eating ear wax (mostly other peoples’) to understand a FUNDAMENTAL RULE OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.

Excuse me while I quote the US Constitution (Article I, Section 8):

“The Congress shall have Power to declare War.”

Huh. But they shouldn’t “ought to be running the war,” right, Bushmaster Dumbthousand?

Now, you and I both know that Congress has never actually declared war, from the Civil War up until Vietnam or Desert Storm, but how fucking stupid can you be? You’re the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES and you say something that off-color. Something written in the CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES. This guy seriously needs to go suck a tree.

I heard this quote a few days ago, and was willing to let it go, but then Rush (I wish someone would hang you from a God Damned) Limbaugh decided to chime in his fat-ass, ill-advised, drug induced opinion on things.

Let me just explain to you that I am NOT formally Democrat OR Republican. I enjoy hearing both sides of every issue, and my opinion is pretty close to 50/50 when it comes to a political parties’ stance. But Limberger is ONLY Republican for the sake of BEING Republican. He’ll change his mind 4000 times over the same issue if that’s what’s going on in his party (and if whoever supplies him that opinion has free opiates). Why in God’s name is this ass-hat allowed to air his opinion on radio? I swear, I’m seconds away from banning the news radio channel I listen to, which is a shame, because most people my age don’t listen/watch the news at all. I hope all of you God-fearin’ folk are sent to your “purgatory” for giving this no-talent ass clown a grain of salt he doesn’t deserve.

Anyway, the aforementioned piece of cheese had his panties in a bunch because a Democratic member of Congress was suggesting that we end the war and start actually looking for members of Al Qaeda (you remember, the guys who screwed with us in the first place?). He thought it would be a good idea to do this as opposed to bombing millions of tiny children in a country where the conflict will never cease.

Limberger argues this: “What, are we just supposed to ask Al Qaeda members to wear T-shirts saying they’re Al Qaeda, so we can tell the difference between them and the Shiites?”

Nice going, ass-hat.

Hey, Acid Rush, at the time of you and your lover Bush’s precious attack we were allowed to wage war on anything that moved. I’m sure that confused you, but perhaps you should learn about the cultures you want to bomb before actually doing so?

Oh, but I forgot. There is no botox in Baghdad. How could YOU possibly identify with THEM?

Enjoy the Vicodin I sent you, shit-for-brains.